Column: Do bikini models like pizza rolls?
It's possible that by the time you read this the University of Minnesota men's basketball team will have a new coach. It's also possible bikini model Kate Upton will show up on my doorstep tomorrow, but I'm not going to set out a tray of appetizers just yet.
I will do a Google search to find out what kind of appetizers bikini models prefer, though. It pays to be prepared. I should know. I was a Cub Scout for more than a month.