Column: Have kohlrabi, will travel
I am pretty sure it's not every Friday night that someone pulls a giant kohlrabi out of her purse at a bar. Come to think of it, I'm guessing no one had ever pulled a giant kohlrabi at the police department, either.
But there's a first time for everything, right? I'd never had a giant kohlrabi left lying on my keyboard, either, until Friday morning.